The Rock'n'Roll History of the World

Part Two

 

 

 

1805
Battle of Austerlitz.
"Done With Bonaparte" - Mark Knopfler

1808
Napolean conquers Spain.
"Done With Bonaparte" - Mark Knopfler

1809
Haydn dies
"Decomposing Composers" - Monty Python

1812
Napolean defeated at Moscow.
"Done With Bonaparte" - Mark Knopfler

1815
Napolean loses to Wellington at Mont St Jean, not that anyone gets the name right
"Waterloo" - Abba

1822
Escaped convict Alexander Pearce becomes a cannibal
"A Tale They Won't Believe" - Weddings, Parties, Anything

1824 - 1830
Austrlian Bushranger Jack Donahoe in Australia inspires an Irish folk song. Go figure
"Wild Colonial Boy" - Cold Chisel

1826
Carl Maria von Weber dies
"Decomposing Composers" - Monty Python

1827
Beethoven dies
"Decomposing Composers" - Monty Python

1828
Schubert dies
"Decomposing Composers" - Monty Python

1837
Johan Neopumuk Hummel dies
"Decomposing Composers" - Monty Python

1844 - 1848
The sole term of US President James K. Polk, too often overlooked by historians
James K. Polk - They Might Be Giants

1846 - 1864
American settlers and Navaho Indians clash, resulting in the defeat of the Navaho
"Short Memory" - Midnight Oil

1849
Chopin dies
"Decomposing Composers" - Monty Python

1860 - 1949
James Ensor, Belgian Expressionist Painter
"Meet James Ensor" - They Might Be Giants

1861
The James Brothers Wild West Show proves uncommonly profitable, for a while
"Frank and Jesse James" - Warren Zevon
"Just Like Jesse James" - Cher

1861
Burke and Wills (and camel) find the Never-Never
"Reckless"- Australian Crawl

1878
Britain wages war on the Zulu nation, destroying it utterly
"Short Memory" - Midnight Oil

1878 - 1960
Belgium first colonises the Congo, eventually leading to genocide
"Short Memory" - Midnight Oil

1864
Giacomo Meyerbeer dies
"Decomposing Composers" - Monty Python

1879
Dostoyevsky writes "The Brothers Karamazov" - but dies before selling the movie rights
"All Homeboys Are Dickheads" - This Is Serious Mum

1881
Modeste Mussgorsky dies
"Decomposing Composers" - Monty Python

1881 - 1973
Pablo Picasso becomes a notorious artist
"Pablo Picasso" - Burning Sensations

1883
Wagner dies
"Decomposing Composers" - Monty Python

1886
Liszt dies
"Decomposing Composers" - Monty Python

1890
Technologically primitive lynchings are rendered obselete when New York introduces the Electric Chair
"Fuel" - Ani Di Franco

1897
Brahms dies
"Decomposing Composers" - Monty Python

 

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