The Rock'n'Roll History of the World

Before Common Era:

circa 22 Million Years Ago
Our distant relatives the Allotheria fall off the Mammalian family tree
Mammal - They Might Be Giants

circa 150,000 - circa 32,000 BCE
Homo Neandertalis corners the market in cave paintings.

circa 2950 BCE
Stonehenge is built by the druids, for no good reason anyone knows

circa 2500 BCE
Noah builds the Ark in cubits, without knowing what a cubit is

circa 1500 BCE
The party over, the Israelites leave Egypt. Pharoah seas red.

circa 1540 BCE
Joshua blows Jericho away with some mean horn-playing
"The Walls Came Down" - The Call

551 BCE - 479 BCE
Confucius develops and teaches wisdom - to no avail
"I Like Chinese" - Monty Python

44 BCE
Julius Caesar falls victim to the March of Ideas
"No Tears For Caesar" - William Shatner and the Rated R

circa 0 BCE
Jesus is born.
"Tomorrow Wendy" - Andy Prieboy

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