The Rock'n'Roll History of the World

The 1970s: 

 

  

1970
Hendrix demonstrates that he is, after all, not the messiah
"(He'll Never Be An) Old Man River" - This Is Serious Mum

1970 - 1984
Andy Kaufman does the Andy Kaufman thing, only really well
"Man on the Moon" - REM

1971
The nascent Punk Rock scene is named - by Creem magazine.
"We Didn't Start The Fire" - Billy Joel

1971
Neil Young disses the South, brave man that he is. Not real smart, mind, but brave...
"Sweet Home Alabama" - Lynyrd Skynyrd

1971
The Montreaux Casino burns to the ground, with Frank Zappa and Deep Purple as suspicious bystanders
"Smoke on the Water" - Deep Purple

1972
Jane Fonda plays Cat Ballou - in Vietnam.
"Dr Jeep" - Sisters of Mercy

1972 - 1973
The last Australian soldiers gratefully leave Vietnam and return to an ungrateful home
"Khe Sanh" - Cold Chisel

1973
Jim Croce gives his last performance - a remarkably accurate Buddy Holly cover.
"Air Crash Museum" - The Dead Milkmen

1974
Mama Cass swallows when she shoulda spat
"(He'll Never Be An) Old Man River" - This Is Serious Mum

1974
Nixon's Presidency slowly unravels after the bungled Watergate break-in.
"The Fletcher Memorial Home" - Pink Floyd
"Sweet Home Alabama" - Lynyrd Skynyrd

"We Didn't Start The Fire" - Billy Joel
"Ego is Not a Dirty Word" - Skyhooks
"Young Americans" - David Bowie

1974
Patty Hearst decides to explore an alternate lifestyle choice. Her parents are unthrilled.
"Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner" - Warren Zevon

1975
The SS Edmund Fitzgerald sinks in Lake Superior
"The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" - Gordon Lightfoot

1975
Gough Whitlam sacked as Australian Prime Minister, but his legend inspires a great band, so that's okay
"The Power and the Passion" - Midnight Oil

1977
Lynyrd Skynyrd become the new Buddy Holly
"(He'll Never Be An) Old Man River" - This Is Serious Mum

1977
Menachem Begin becomes Prime Minister of Israel.
"The Fletcher Memorial Home" - Pink Floyd
"We Didn't Start The Fire" - Billy Joel

1977
Leonid Brezhnev becomes President of the USSR.
"The Fletcher Memorial Home" - Pink Floyd

1977
Elvis Presley dies of hamburger overdose
"Going to Graceland" - The Dead Milkmen
"Porcelain Monkey" - Warren Zevon

1978
Jim Jones kills the only people left who still trusted him
"Jonestown" - Concrete Blonde

1979
Ayatollah Khomeni becomes the ruler of Iran.
"We Didn't Start The Fire" - Billy Joel

1979
The nuclear plant at Three Mile Island melts down.
"Harrisburg" - Midnight Oil

1979
The Camp David agreement promises peace in Palestine. The promise is not kept.
"We Didn't Start The Fire" - Billy Joel

1979
16 year old Brenda Spencer goes postal for no reason, killing two
"I Don't Like Mondays" - The Boomtown Rats

1979
The Three Mile Island nuclear plant imitates a Jane Fonda movie (unfortunately, not Barbarella)
"Harrisburg" - Midnight Oil

1979 - 1990
Using a combination of Royal infants and Page Three tits, Mrs. M.T. distracts England from the thorough rogering it's going through at the hands of her strap-on.

"The Fletcher Memorial Home" - Pink Floyd
"The Post War Dream" - Pink Floyd
"Heartland" - The The

1979
The USSR invades Afghanistan.
"Get Your Filthy Hands Off My Dessert" - Pink Floyd
"We Didn't Start The Fire" - Billy Joel

 

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